Vending Machine Game

I'm sure many of you have heard about this...

Basically you "Insert" any Item into this Vending Machine.



The next poster Gets to say what you get out of the Vending Machine, and then they say what they insert and so on...
Easy.

I'll start it off..

*Inserts Bill Cosbey*

PS. If you break the Vending Machine You gotta Replace it

Baraka comes out

inserts -->

Takes the pig.

Inserts Master Chief.

Chief is not recognized as a Coin, and gets spit back out

Inserts Stupid Cat WHO JUST SCRATCHED UP MY ARM!!!! >8(

Takes stupid cat.

Inserts retarded cat.

_Vampire Killer_ wrote:
Takes the pig.

...

Takes Stupid Cat.

Why are you Collecting the Animals??? O_O


Vending Machine Transforms Retarted Cat into Internoob from SMWcentral, lol

*Inserts the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all of his noodly appendages*

Oh no it's Internoob! Well, it could be worse Troopa Pride.

Inserts Pac.

Boom/Pac/Smallhacker morphy thingy comes out and kills Ojib-Waah The Pure...

Inserts $0.49

vending machiene spits out Onyx's 49 cents
inserts monkey lol monkey

The vending machine gives you a viking hat, a giraffe, and a bag, but no monkies! What will you put in the bag to swing around your head NOW, HMM?

*steals Nero's viking hat and inserts an axe*

*Axe doesn't fit in the slot very well*
*Axe Triggers something*

*Vending machine shoots out 32.5 copies of Smallhacker, who will not go away until Giga donatres $32,000 to SMWCentral.*


I insert my pants o_O

you get laundry soap, use it on pants

inserts jellybean :3

That Guy gets a Coffee Bean.

*kills all the 32.5 copies of Smallhacker with the horns on the viking helmet he stole, and his bazooka*

*inserts the 32.5 Smalls corpses*

*A creepy Necropheliac comes out, and kinda stares at you and won't go away.*

Then he says "I <3 Giga", and just waits there. Staring. Waiting for you to die.

(lol, creepy)

*Inserts............ a cupcake.*

*Onyx gets birthday candles*

*Giga kills the necrophiliac and inserts him into the vending machine after cutting his body into pieces small enough to fit, not including the bones*

*Giga throws the bones with such force that they land in a desert 60 miles away*

You get nothing :'(
*inserts a AK-74u but it doesn't fit so, I insert pudding *

*The vending machine barfs on That Guy*

*Giga inserts *

Your 5 trillion check gets stuck and you get nothing.
Inserts grenade, oops I blew it up here I'll replace it.

Inserts a cookie.

*Giga checks the picture closely*

*That Guy gets a Gatorade*

*Giga steals the cap from the Gatorade and inserts it into the vending machine*

Giga Gets that orange bottle that looks like a Hienz-ketchup bottle (3rd shelf, far left)

*inserts F***ing JAVA (not the coffee, the programming language)*

I hate Java

*Onyx gets the glass wall to pop out*

*Giga inserts a mini cow*

You get milk.

Inserts a pencil.

*Del gets an invisible pen*

*Giga inserts a rock*

You get TLMB

lol

*Inserts my Sinus Infection, and all the snot that comes with it.*
(I get one almost every year in spring )